If we had a spare £8m quid (along with the house in Cadogan Square and an Aston Martin or three) in our back pockets then we would have bought all of the below and maybe, just maybe had enough change to get a stiff drink (shaken not stirred) at the bar to take the edge of things. Heck, what are we saying, it would be a celebratory can of Irn-Bru.

Andreas Gursky - Prada 1 - 1996

Cy Twombly - Untitled - 1986

Lucy Williams - Bis Heute - 2011

David Hockney - Felled Totem - 2009

Kaws - Untitled - 2011

Joel Sternfield - Bikini Contest - 1983

Roy Lichtenstein

Thomas Ruff - Nudes pi 11 - 2009

Barry McGee

Gabriel Orozco - Red Flower Shadow - 2011

Cyprien Gaillard - Not yet titled - 2011

George Condo - Rodrigo at the Bar - 2007

Frank Stella

George Condo

Ryan McGinley